Urban Dictionary Grows Stronger!

In case you're wondering what I've been up to lately: I just got my first definition published in Urban Dictionary. You know you're jealous. It was a fun process which required: beer, the interweb. And yeah, it's true, I do know a gsnob or two.

Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle

BEIJING (Reuters) -– A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said.

The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.

""The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs,"" it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.

""Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him,"" Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. ""I didn't expect he would attack.""

Old Man Winter

They Start So Early These Days

Obama has been a senator for, what, not even 4 years? And apparently he learns fast (from the rest of the degenerates in Washington.)

This story is just more evidence.

I have the audacity to hope that it's not true.

Beards Grow On You

Beard Cap

If you live in an area that's likely to stay cold for a while longer, or if you just have a thing for funny-looking headgear, check out the Beard Cap ($135). Made from Icelandic wool, the handmade woven cap covers the entire head save for the eyes and nose, and features an awesome beard-like shape, complete with a woven faux mustache. From zero to Grizzly Adams in no time.

This completely ridiculous-looking (and ridiculously expensive) hat would mean one would never have to grow a beard again... but where's the fun in that? Steve & Anna can attest to the fact that beards grow on you. Maybe we should leave it at that.

My beard, ever since its genesis, was the subject of much debate. I'm not sure why. But it's nothing compared to what began (and still continues a month later) when I shaved the beard. Here are some BEFORE and AFTER pictures:


BEFORE

AFTER

Elephant in the room

Sooooo, no one's talking about the big game Sunday night? What is wrong with you people? No play by play from Steve? No victory dance from Anna? You guys are LAME

Do yourself a favor...

Watch this video.

Probably, not at work.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/01/matt-damon-sings-dances-_n_84456.html

Trust me, you want to watch this.