embarrassed alumn

i was just at burby's picking up a pouch of jester in walked a college student from our great university of maine looking for a christmas gift for his mom how sweet i quote my mom was just in scotland and she got herself a taste for scotch i was wondering if you have any but it has to be the kind from scotland what is our great university teaching these young people? obviously not common sense or the finer things in life i have more to add but i'll just finish with a ...